The FIVE kind of girls you see in any party.

Any party will have at least one of these girls, and if you are lucky then you may spot more than one. These girls make for an interesting observation during a very boring party and can keep you entertained! So here goes the Famous Five.. 1)The Free Loaders: These prim and propah looking girls are the most difficult to identify. They order like there’s no tomorrow and can talk about anything under the sun.But when the bill arrives, they busy themselves in utterly nonsensical activity( like checking their mobile phones) and wait for others to pay.Well, it’s okay (probably) to expect someone to pay for you if it’s a date,but when you are out for casual drinks with some casual friends, then its plain ridiculous and cheap.And to top it all, they carry this cute looking wallet or purse,which is probably empty with invalid debit cards, a Rs 500 currency note hiding somewhere and their dad’s credit card( meant for emergency only).
 2) The Restroom Queen: You first encounter her in the restroom of the restaurant/club, talking to someone and explaining why she didn’t pick the call earlier, where and with whom she is . And most of the time when you revisit the restroom ,you end up seeing her still on phone poorly doing the persuading job,with a friend in tow for moral support.This type is found more in the washroom than on the dance floor. And with each restroom visit,you resist the temptation of saying something loudly which would ruin their secret. 3)The cocktail Girl: These are the most entertaining yet the most disgusting kinds to watch . They are probably the only ones who have tried every drink the bartender can mix.They are entertaining when they begin drinking and they do that like a pro, only to end up swimming in their own vomit puddle after sometime. At the end of the party, they become the corpse which has to be taken home carefully -crumbled at the back of the car,like a house cat. 4) Fakestars: They come across as rockstars but dig deeper and you get your very own Fakestar. From their clothes, to their accent (no they don’t work at the call centre but still have it) and to the big Business/ Life plans they have in their mind. Everything about them, is strangely cheesy.They probably have pictures of their neighbour’s house which they claim to be theirs and they say that they stay in a posh locality, while they may be residing just outside its gates.These are the ones who update their locations on Facebook, the minute they set foot inside the club.And crop others out from their pouty pictures. 5) Pseudo cool: These are my favourite types as they are pretty naive. Who would otherwise wear a shimmering dress and put on all the junk available in Janpath, knowingly? They don’t drink but feel it’s cool to borrow someone else’s drink to pose with. They tell their parents that they are going for group study to a friends house, while stuffing their bags with party dress instead of books. Well, here was the top of the mind recall of all the weirdos I have seen or heard about.I’m sure they are many more out their slowly climbing up the charts and would soon grab our eyeballs with their unique antics in future parties.To all, I would jus say, keep entertaining us!